(Introductory instrumental.)

The new Pen I bought is so com-pli-cat-ed
You need a PhD to op-er-ate it.
The user's manual 
Is three pages long.
It's got a pencil, a stylus 
and a pen for this song.

(Intra verse instrumental. No Chorus)

Ludwig and Motzart they used a long feather.
An ink blot could change all the notes on the paper.
The publicist worried
He'd get the key wrong.
The masters stood watch
As he typset their song.

(Long Instrumental)

This one is used to keep track of my ledger,
Inventory, checkbook and all of my letters.
It cost after taxes
Just eight fifty eight.
If you twist it this way
It will erase your mistakes.

(Intra verse instrumental. No Chorus.)

(Repeat first verse.)

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